So the news is, I am entered into a betrothal.
The hilarity is timeline:
***Tuesday approx 5.30pm, roof of Salt Lake City Library, one John R. Nelson asks one Anne W. Jones to marry him. Anne answers in the affirmative.
***Tuesday approx 7pm, curbside drop off of Salt Lake City Airport, one aforementioned AWJ drops off one aforementioned JRN for his 8pm flight back to the city of Chicago, IL.
***Tuesday 7pm until 10pm, the dungeon of a studio apartment in Pinebrook, Park City, UT, AWJ relates the aforementioned events to her immediate family.
***Wednesday, approx 12noon at 804 Main St, suite 100, AWJ informs her employers of her news and pending resignation.
... ... ...
***Thursday, approx 9.43am at 804 Main St, suite 100, the UPS guy brings in a package for which he asks AWJ to sign.
***Thursday, approx 9.44am the UPS guy bursts out with "Congratulations! I heard you were engaged." ....
Feelings of horror at the small-town nature of Park City and the bizarreness of nameless UPS guy knowing the intimacies of her personal affairs flood AWJ.
Which is why she has decided to move to Chicago. (see second picture)
i love this post. It's the best way I've ever read a blogger announce their betrothal. (and, somewhat shamefully, I've read a few...)
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